Spongebob Ipsum

Word Lists: Spongebob

The inner machinations of my mind are an enigma. moss always points to civilization. did you hear about the goldfish that went bankrupted? now he's a bronzefish. who you callin' pinhead?! i guess hibernation is the opposite of beauty sleep! oh my god! a floating shopping list! ahhh! no gary, i don't get colds i get the suds. my ice cream! it's alive! aaaahhhhhhh! i have a theory, people talk loud when they wanna act smart, right? the boy cries you a sweater of tears... and you kill him. spongebob is the only guy i know who can have fun with a jellyfish, for twelve hours! they don't call me cheeks for nothing. how 'bout some soup on your best day ever? i'll never forget your one-hundred-percent all-secret patty, secretly assembled with undersea cheese, pickles, lettuce, tomato, onion, all secretly steaming between two fluffy seaweed sea buns..

You mean what we thought they thought we think and thought they thought? it's not just any boulder... ... ..it's a rock! we're in squidwards body, no wonder it smells funny in here. see, no one says cool anymore. that's such an old person thing. now we say coral, as in that nose job is so coral. good people don't rip other people's arms off. don't you dare take the name of texas in vain. i guess hibernation is the opposite of beauty sleep! patrick! your genius is showing! can't have dirty garbage! do instruments of torture count? more soup for your arm pit? now you must develop a taste for free-form jazz i have checks, with little poodles on them. will you please stop leaving your undergarments on my front lawn? i have a theory, people talk loud when they wanna act smart, right? i'm mad. i can't see my forehead. remember, licking doorknobs is illegal on other planets. that's no reason to be ripping people's heads off boy! hear me krabs, when i discover your formula for krabby patties, i'll run you out of business! i went to college!.

That's it mister! you just lost your brain priviliges! i'm so cold, i can use my nose drippings as chopsticks. spongebob doesn't have hair. or does he? don't we look vicious and bloodthirsty? oh my god! a floating shopping list! ahhh! try one of those radioactive sludge balls you call food? next, i suppose you'll want me to go square-dancing with patrick! y'all better apologize, or i'll be on you like ugly on an ape. i had 4 biscuits and then i ate one. then i only had 3! will you please stop leaving your undergarments on my front lawn? the boy cries you a sweater of tears... and you kill him. they don't call me cheeks for nothing. do you smell it? that smell. a kind of smelly smell. the smelly smell that smells... smelly. did you order twenty cases of... ripped pants?! that song was so righteous! would you...sign my pants?.
Generate New Ipsum
We put the hip back in Ipsum (h is silent)