Spongebob Ipsum

I'm so cold, i can use my nose drippings as chopsticks. you're a man now, spongebob, and it's time you started acting like one. i am the master at kara-tay. it's a vast swirling wonderland of sparkling white pleasure. let it fill your senses with cascading fluffy pillows of excitement, and comfort, as you've never felt before. did you hear about the goldfish that went bankrupted? now he's a bronzefish. patrick! your genius is showing! ... pants ripped off. huh? someone call the police, there's a pants thief on the loose don't stand too close to a squirrel, billy. you'll catch its stupid. stupid inflatable pants! squidward, your ceiling is talking to me. i have a theory, people talk loud when they wanna act smart, right? remember, licking doorknobs is illegal on other planets. i wumbo, you wumbo, he she we wumbo. wumboing, wumbology, the study of wumbo! it's first grade spongebob! excuse me sir? you're sitting on my face... which is also my body. oh, tartar sauce. no, gary, i like wearing my underpants like this. mr. krabs, please. i'll prove i'm a fry cook. ask squidward, he'll vouch for me..